sensitive topic alert!:

i hate menses.
why do we have to have it?

once a month not bad, but why must spread over atleast 5 days?
why cannot one hour, sit on toilet bowl, and let in drip?
i dont mind that. then can excuse ourselves, and sit in the toilet.
play songs, or play games. or whatever.

why cannot?
i hate it on first days. cos thats when my cramps are more feel-able-.-
then i will think i wanna shit, when its just the cramp.
then i will keep going toilet to try and shit. and end up using tissue until my skin pain-.-

side track: yesterday, i was using toilet, jasper came in, bite my tissue and ran out-.-
then i must take again, he damn cheeky la!!~

then when we sleep, cannot anyhow turn,or else will leak. W-T-H.
how can like that?
then for 5 days i cannot hug my bolster:(

worst, say first day come, when you just wake up, stain panties,
you have to like wash the freaky panties, while your body is half functioning la.
argh!

sidetrack again: jasper was sitting behind the cage- and he slowly crawl, we know he do wrong,
so i was like 'what did you do?!' he freak out, and like wanna roll over,
then we saw it!- a big piece of shit, dangling off his asshole by just one strand of hair!
hahahahah! then i had to use tissue to grab it for him-.- poor me.

so ya, menses.
which is why, guys better be perfect-.-
we have to go through monthly bleeding, cramps.
and we dont benefit as much from sex do we?
and then we have to have our vaginas' cut open to have their kids.

and so,
he better earn big bucks.